Samuel Clemens wrote, “The clothes make the man.” Well, this applies to women too.

When I was eleven, I went through menarche. So the women in my family threw me a party. It happened in the morning before I went to school. Unbeknownst to me, they called my school while I was on the bus, and arranged to have the party in my classroom. Now, to a fifth grader, the kids in that room are the only people in the world, and I didn’t want anyone to know. …Continue Reading

Well anyone who follows genetic research news as closely as I do has heard about the recent stem cell break through. We no longer need abortions to get stem cells, which is a downer for dashing renegade scientists who like the prestige of their research being kept down by “the man.” Analysts speculate that such rebel biologists will have to learn to ride motorcycles to maintain their peer reviewed journal street cred(ibility). …Continue Reading

An experimental soundtrack substitution in the movie Groundhog Day

Did this awhile back when the game developers of Hitman: Blood Money released concept art for their game.
I took the concept art, and made it into a little movie using the audio from the 1983 movie Wargames, with Matthew Broderick.

While playing Hitman BM, I noticed that the game developers threw in a lot of horny people in the game, and 47 wasn’t getting any.

Music: TISM – EVERYONE ELSE HAD MORE SEX THAN ME